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Dear Car,

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(I posted this on facebook, but I thought I would share with you fine people as well just so you know I am not dead and am still busy living.)

Dear Nissan Maxima,

You are the first vehicle I have ever hated. You smell weird no matter how much I clean you, have some of the most inexplicable holes I have ever seen in very random places of the floor, and you make a great many noises that make me wonder if you have car cancer. The serious kind, not like a questionable mole, but the for real this-shit-is-fucking-terminal Cancer.

As much as I like shiny blinking things, your constant engine light flashing is giving me brain damage and Eye AIDS. I have taken you in to get fixed... WHY DOES THAT ONLY MAKE IT WORSE?!

Also, despite the fact that you are a hideously glaring white blemish on the road, other cars will still pull out of their parking spaces and run right into you while you're ambling at a mighty loud 20 mph down the road. I have a hard time being mad at these people when this happens because in reality, they were probably just reacting the way any vigilante would if they saw/heard a giant albino spider with emphysema skittering down the road and only a ton of metal propelled into its face, like the great Shoe of Justice, would defeat the beast. They were only doing you a favor, car. Someone had to. No one likes spiders and no one likes you.

Lastly, as much as I adore buying tires, I am finally getting tired of spending all of my days off living with constant fear that my one leisure activity for the week will be spent at Goodyear.

K. Bye.

Rin


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On yesterdays

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It's funny how nostalgia creeps up on you...

One day you're just updating metadata in your music/video library... then BAM! Suddenly you're immersed in the photos of your past...

Your birthday is creeping slowly closer and you have no idea how you got from there to here.

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It officially feels like winter here in Ohio. I've been long absent from these parts and sometimes, I'm no longer sure why.

So much has changed.

Trying to figure out how to post this journal entry made me feel like I was 200 years old and visiting a self-checkout line at the grocery store for the first time. Mind you, my first experience with those abominations was a mere 4 years ago and they continue to torment me to this day.

Sometime soon I think I'll start posting some art, but for now I want to relearn the community. Maybe say hello again, reach out, find something to inspire me again.

So... I guess that leaves me with hello. Hi. How have you been?

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new account...

2 min read

Go sees it. Nao.

solastri

:heart:


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And so it happened. I'm officially out of the city I've hated since inception into cognizance.

Unfortunately, new hurdles await as I find myself alone and without any security of family, friends, and familiarity.

Today was my first venture alone into a new grocery store. It took me nearly an hour to locate all of the five things I needed for dinner and then wait behind an obviously insane cat lady buying out the store's entire supply of cat food because I couldn't manage the self-checkout system with my produce.

Eating has been pushed to the sidelines in lieu of packing, driving, unpacking, organizing and re-purchasing the things I had to discard due to the massive downsize of this move. On the upside, I decided to take this evening to get out my brand new cookware and cook myself a decent dinner, albeit alone and somewhat depressing.

The transition to this new secluded lifestyle is a lot more traumatic than I imagined. Being a hermit by choice is one thing... finding yourself without options is a totally different...

Anyone have any advice on moving to a strange city?

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